THE Euro it's a-coming;

Other currencies become the past;

its entry into England of that you can be sure;

Through business and by people who enter these great shores;

Our rulers say there's questions before we change our cash;

But is this really true do you think;

or just a load of trash?

No one seems to know about Europe or its cash.

Our MPs are too busy with their wages and perks

to explain how it all works.

They say we have conditions to fulfil the conditions they don't say;

it all seems too much for me

Come on let's go out to play.

Updated: 12:44 Thursday, January 31, 2002