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"...BUT the neighbours..." she sighed
As they kissed - more or less,
With his hand up her dress.
"Damn the neighbours!" he said
As he drew down the blind,
And the thoughts in her mind
Turned shameless.
"...but the children..." she gasped,
"They'll be home for their tea!"
But his hands wandered free.
"Damn the children!" he said
And the Ikea mat
Was steamrollered flat
With their glee.
"...but my husband..." she moaned
As the sound reached her ears
Of a car changing gears.
"Damn! Your husband!" he cried
And he fled through the door
Leaving her on the floor
With her tears.
Submitted by Jane Lovering
Great Edstone
Updated: 11:24 Wednesday, January 15, 2003
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